by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025

by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025

When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

by Not Majestic Seagull May 1, 2025

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
by Cmon now September 13, 2018

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK
Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull
by Al The Duce January 10, 2024

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020
