thanos

evil step dad who is trying to kill half the universe with fancy rock collection

bring me thanos
- thor

by spiderman4r434938598598548 May 16, 2019

Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time

i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019

Thanos

A Thicc grape with a nice rock collection and a nice and shiny glove from ebay

Thanos

by MR-MEME May 6, 2019

Thanos

A purple guy with mommy issues.

You are like a Thanos.

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 6, 2022

im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

Thanos

The most beautiful person in the world, loving, caring and a really good friend . Either you are his girlfriend or just a friend , he will be there for you through thick and thin. There is no better personality than Thanos's

-Look at that cutie over there

- I know , right? He is too hot to exist

- I think I might be having illusions
- If he is not a Thanos, he can't be from this earth

by Fistikia November 20, 2021

Thanos

A big purple grape with an army of grapes who are trying to find shiny rocks so he can click his fingers and kill half of the lobby in fortnite

Everyone: big daddy thanos is thicc af

by America’s ass May 1, 2019