texthusiastic

(adj) enthusiastic about texting. A texthusiast is someone who replies to your texts promptly and is eager to carry on the conversation.

Guy A: How's it going with that chick you met last night?
Guy B: She's a little lukewarm, seems like she's not terribly texthusiastic.

by slightly slighted November 9, 2012

Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry

If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...

by Labattomy May 29, 2012

Truth fire

When you give/receive advice that is brutally honest and accurate, but the recipient doesn't want to hear it.

Sam spit some truth fire at Mike when he told him that his ex girfriend was never coming back and he had to get over her.

by Parks1081 August 16, 2016

tethered dwell

The act of sitting or standing in a place that you'd rather not be, for the sole purpose of recharging a mobile device.

She avoids tethered dwell at the airport because standing with weirdos adds insult to injury when your phone is running low on batteries.

by CLEAR-INC May 17, 2017

Texthetic

Regarding the idea that people type a certain way to fit a certain aesthetic, texthetic is your consistent style of text or the way you format a text to make it look nice. 2 examples of different texthetics:

Hey, have a lovely day 💕

or

take that bACK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

Jada: I never use emojis. It ruins my texthetic.

by BNTBurrito October 25, 2017

teethfishing

When someone on a dating site doesn't smile with their teeth in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they have bad teeth.

This girl isn't smiling with her teeth in any of her pictures, I think she's teethfishing me.

by mflowers May 17, 2019

truthbehindthelies

a guy who won the 2nd act

unicornhailey123:dang this guy is good!

brandongodlink:he is tanqr!
truthbehindthelies:im not tanqr bro

by hellyjulk October 19, 2020