Definitions by Labattomy
Tethered Grimble
n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry
If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...
Tethered Grimble by Labattomy May 29, 2012
surf and turf
(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
surf and turf by Labattomy July 26, 2004