texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

Testicles

The two round balls in the sack under the mans 'shaft'.

Terrance: Paul! Did you see that guys big round testicles

Paul: Yes i did Terrence, they were a beauty.

by CrattleCrie January 16, 2012

Testicles

A word you say when there is awkward silence in a room with three or more people.

"..."
"Testicles"
*Laughter*

by Sean Nollen September 7, 2006

rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat

Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree

by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014

Testicleeze

Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.

BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

by Turdmit"The Great Destroyer" September 4, 2009

Testoclesius

An idiot and troll of the Quake3World.com/Raw-One.com forums.

Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.

That Testoclesius is such an annoying nerd!

by :) November 22, 2004

Testilepathy

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.

Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!

by Pig_boy August 19, 2009