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Tellonym is a platform like Sarahah we’re you can send messages to others whilst being anonymous. However, unlike Sarahah, you can answer these comments in the app
Someone asked me a question on my tellonym and I answered it”
by Sgkeeper1 May 26, 2018
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Redneck Teleprompter

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
by TedIII February 8, 2010
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Best Friend Telepathy

The ability two or more close friends have when they've been friends for a LONG time. They tend to know what the other(s) are thinking, finish each other's sentences and communicate using almost no words.

More common in female best friend relationships but not limited to them, inside jokes could be one of the reasons why best friend telepathy occurs.
BFF 1: Wow, our best friend telepathy is getting ridiculous
BFF 2: I know! I didn't even have to say more than two words and you already knew what I was talking about!
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How to tell if you're an idiot

Keep clicking the link that says "How to tell if you're an idiot"
by person yo-yo December 19, 2003
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Telstra

The Worst Telcommunications Company in Australia; yet, it's legions of Supporters will stand along side its self destructing pattern.

Telstra Provides 3 Main Services:
1. Mobile Telecommunications Services
2. Land Line Telecommunication Services
3. Internet, both ADSL and Dialup Services

We we'll first start with there Mobile Phone Services. Bad Quality, Expensive, and Out of Range come to mind almost instantaneously. They charge you in 30 Second Blocks AUD$.38 per block. AUD$.20 connection, they are the most expensive in all of Australia. There CDMA Service is appaling. Go just 10KM out of the main cities and don't expect a signal. And as a result of them owning the equiptment, everyone else has to put up with there trash.

Next there Landline is also nothing to be happy about. Just for having it sitting there it Cost AUD$30 a Month. STD Calls aren't cheap, and neither are mobile calls, but that can be expected. In the country you wait about 2 Months for Service to come out. Oh and there was Rats at the Exchange of the old house.

There ADSL Service is just sad. They technology block there exchanges to nothing more than 1.5Mb/s Down and 256KB Up. I could be enjoying 8mb/1mb but Telstra owns the Equiptment. They recently announced Upgrading for ADSL2 and they are going to Technology Block that at 3-6Mb/s Down (24mb/s it could be). You pay AUD$30 for 256/64KB Broadband and get 200MB or 400MB Downloads.

So as we can see Telstra = Rubbish. Do what you can and find a Better Internet, Mobile and Telephone Services.
Just don't go with Telstra. They don't deserve money for the service they provide, only the equiptment.
by sxar August 15, 2005
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Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.
I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.
by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011
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Telia

A stunning young woman with style and grace, always gets handed the raw end of the deal but comes out the other side better off and happpier, Every guy wants a shot with her and If they are lucky enough will find a match made in heaven!

She's everyone's type and a HOTTY!
Telia - The Sex Bomb
by 123gggrrreeess February 4, 2010
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