Malaysian Wedding Anniversary

When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.

Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!

Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!

by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 18, 2011

royal wedding

a rimjob while a woman is crowning.

Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.

by Gross McGee April 30, 2011

Royal Wedding

The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.

DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence

by Sheepy156 April 29, 2011

Newly Wed Syndrome

When a couple gets together and they are disgustingly clingy and cutesy with each other.

"Oh they totally have newly wed syndrome."

by Zewitty September 08, 2018

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 19, 2021

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste

Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!

by Pimp-c- May 03, 2008