stetson

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

skutstitute

A person who is a mix between a skank, slut, and prostitute. Usually engages in horrific and disturbing sexual acts.

Friend 1: Hey man I'm gonna get some from Julie tonight.
Friend 2: No man, she's a skutstitute, you'll probably get AIDs or something.

by Coop-Docta February 24, 2009

Dirty stats

When you share stats with your partner

Hey do I got the arrest, do you want the citation

Nah dawg. I don’t want those dirty stats

by Rollbt April 30, 2019

statsdotzip

The Dopest Person Imaginable. nobody can top them

Bro your almost as good as Statsdotzip

by nobody5568 October 3, 2018

baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

Bucket of studs

Studs- meaning Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Bucket of- Meaning A whole lot of them.

That chick is so nasty, she must have a bucket of studs!

by bgood January 27, 2006