stutso 

the last name of the most badass family in the world

Dont mess with stutso, he'll fuck you up

stutso by lil nigge February 26, 2015

Will Stetson 

Sing man

"what music do you like"
"Will Stetson, the sing man.

Will Stetson by orpheuspog February 23, 2021

stutton the tutton 

Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.

-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.

-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!

stutton the tutton by Stubernic June 12, 2009

Stetson-Harrison method 

A general method for estimating various numerical values. The values are pulled out of a hat (Stetson), i.e. made up. The purpose of Harrison is to increase credibility.

As a generalization, things other than numbers can also be estimated using the Stetson-Harrison method.

Our group did not have any experience or competence in determining a suitable scope for the project, so an estimate for the scope was produced using the Stetson-Harrison method.

Stetson-Harrison method by trurl December 15, 2008

Filling Up the Stetson

Urinating in an open container while riding in a moving car. The phrase originated in 1835, when settlers riding the Oregon Trail were forced to relieve themselves in a large Stetson hat, to avoid stopping their wagons for fear of Indian attacks.

"Geez Jimmy, would you drive a little smoother? I'm filling up the stetson right now, but since you're driving like a maniac, it's splashing around everywhere."

Filling Up the Stetson by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Stetson 

An American name for males. Stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. Stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can't resist their charm. Stetsons' love matches are girls with names for love, such as Kristen or Amanda. Stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. Men named Stetson are notorious for their large penises.

Stetson was great in bed last night.
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!

Stetson by hard_to_handle January 4, 2008

Will Stetson 

I guy who makes anime songs into swing melody's

"Hey Bob what is that song playing on you're radio."

"Oh that's just black rover but its a swing arrangement by Will Stetson."

Will Stetson by taisted August 25, 2020