Slutstitute 

Definition:

Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.

Amalgamation:

Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.

The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.

You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.

Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.

Stop being such a slutstitute with everyone you know, we love you but do you have to bang everyone you dirty pirate hooker?

Slutstitute by LMT August 15, 2006

Slutstitute 

1. when the girl you actually like is unavailable, so you find a slut to take her place. From the words stut + substitute.

2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.

My girlfriend couldn't go to the prom, so I went with a slutsitute.

The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.

Slutstitute by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010

Slutstitute 

A woman who can not be called a hoe, a slut, or a prostitute. A woman that works till her late 40's or till men do not want her with little or no pay. A woman who will drop her pants whenever she is asked. and most of the time will have 5 or more children.

when i asked her what her mother does, she told me "she is a slutstitute. She walks the street till one of her many friend pick her up, and they go back to his place."

Slutstitute by problem girls September 11, 2016

Slutstitute 

A prostitute who is also a slut in her free time.

"Cash is tight during the holidays so I'll have to slutstitute. After I prostitute during the day, I'll start slutting my ass out at night so we will have someplace to eat."

Slutstitute by Idiocracy December 8, 2012

slutstitute 

If you have a side hoe for everyday of the week, when one can't hang out you substitute them for another.

#side piece
#side hoe
#mistress
#slutstitute

slutstitute by yodiddly April 23, 2017

substitute person 

A person that is only desired or wanted at their significant other's conveinience.

From a quote by "Claire" in the film Elizabethtown

The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.

This can only end in tears for the substitute person.

substitute person by Bird Bird Bird April 24, 2010

Substitute teacher 

Someone who does not know anything about teaching, yet still gets payed while the students don't learn anything that day

We had a substitute teacher today so we didn't do shit

Substitute teacher by stanimal51 June 12, 2016