When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.
by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.
by V & C July 21, 2024

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.
Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

by Mfisc56 December 5, 2020
