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Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.
"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"
by Longbarrel May 27, 2009
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Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .
Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.
by CuberB January 17, 2010
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Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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starter castle

A large house or mansion where a young person (not yet moved out) lives with their parents. If someone lives in a "starter castle", they are usually from a wealthy family and are privileged. This "starter castle" is just a little beginner mansion for this young person who will undoubtedly be wealthy later in life.
Johnny: "Sam, did you see how big Sarah's house is?!"
Sam: "I know, right? Total starter castle."
by Acorn Man June 30, 2015
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51 stater

- an unpopular racist term to describe a Canadian person because Canada itself is so much similar to America, it is referred to as the 51 state of America.
Canadian: "Man fuck you, you American twat, prove to me your better than any other country!"

American: "I aint gotta prove shit to no one especially if its your ass, 51 stater"
by 90210 Fuckers March 25, 2009
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exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.
I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
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under-stater

The name given to a conspiracy theorist. An under-stater lives in his or her own subconscious mind that's called the Under State where they would find doors to government conspiracies and other historical events.
Being an under-stater is hard and sometimes terrifying!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 9, 2017
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