Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.

Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!

Spoon Insurance by Necri December 17, 2021

spoon wars 

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender

Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.

spoon wars by off brand oxford August 13, 2022

spoon dong 

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

spoon dong by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

Spoon Rape 

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

Spoon Rape by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

Spoon the Hound 

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

Spoon the Hound by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Spoon butt 

A butt that looks like a spoon and or acorn. You can find spoon butts in the wild ranging anywhere from the obese to mothers or just straight up grannies. Woah.

Billy: hey jon is that your mom?
Jon: yeah?
Billy: damn son she got an extreme spoon butt!

Spoon butt by Dogsweaterr June 21, 2014

Spoon cooker 

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.

Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!

Spoon cooker by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017