spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

spooner

Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.

Oi spooner..your forehead is so shiny it looks like..em..you've got a spoon on it!

by Baggus November 6, 2006

snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010

Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006

Slooker

A mixture between the Latin: SLUT (female who toys with multiple men's hearts simultaneously/sleeps around) and the word of Papa New Guinean origin: HOOKER (a human/pretty much any life form that auctions of sex if promised some sort of payment in return)

Autumn Gibbons is a Slooker

by Mitch Rivkin January 20, 2011

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012