Diet Shasta Cola

n. 1) a poor imitation of other cola beverages; 2) an alternative to drinking your own urine

Rather than drink my own urine, I broke down and drank the Diet Shasta Cola. At least I didn't die.

by Daniel Richards February 21, 2004

Shasta

A more plesant way to say that you're gonna go release a vowel movement.

-A massive shit.

-The act of taking a dump

1. I'll be back Jim, i gotta go take a Shasta!

2. Paco is always in the restroom, he's the shasta king!

by Ronbrown December 4, 2013

ginger magician spastic

Somebody who is ginger, enjoys/enjoyed magic and is slightly retarded.

"Hey you see that guy over there? He punched my wife"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"

by IzraelLover April 18, 2010

Seastead

sea-stead
see-sted

-noun
1. A floating artificial structure designed to accommodate permanent residents on the ocean

Seasteads need to be seaworthy.

by decentralism May 24, 2011

spasticulation

Random hand gestures and arm movements that affect epileptics, or some people with brain damage. Laughing is cruel, wrong and oh so hard to resist...

The involuntary spasticulation of the spaz caused a spasm of guilty mirth.

by Et tu, Spongebob? January 5, 2009

spasti

german insult similar to dumbass.

Larry ist 1 spasti

by SeratoxHD July 25, 2017

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

Literally nobody:

Mom: IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021