happy shopper

1) A chain of small supermarkets.

2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.

3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.

4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.

1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.

2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.

3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!

4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.

by JackBlue January 4, 2009

candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

by David KBear November 17, 2010

Sloppy Gorilla Mask

The act of ejaculating onto a person's face and then ripping out and adhering one's pubic hairs onto that person's face.

The chick was wearing a fresh Sloppy Gorilla Mask, courtesy of Josh.

by Thunder Tubby March 30, 2009

Sloppenheimer

The act of receiving oral sex during the Trinity Test scene during a public screening of the movie Oppenheimer (2023)

"that sloppenheimer I got last week made me go nuclear"

"he gave me a BOMB sloppenheimer"

by Kendingro July 23, 2023

daddy shopping

Dating when pregnant in hopes of finding a guy who will help you raise your kid after the loser who impregnated you got kicked to the curb. Not exactly wrong, but definitely asking for a lot of frustration.

I liked her, but I was afraid she was daddy shopping. I just couldn't deal with that.

by Lady Csyde January 21, 2007

beer shopping

When you have aquired a lot more stuff after a night out drinking, and you don't know how you got it. Similar to beer scooter.

"Where did this jacket come from Roy?"

"Beer shopping."

"Oh!"

by blastmat April 12, 2005

shopping bulimia

Buying clothes you really liked but felt guilty later and returned it.

Remember that cute dress she bought on saturday?
Yes
Gone. Shopping Bulimia!

by HorrorFrenger May 12, 2008