self-serving

to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.

by Gerard Irick September 20, 2011

no user serviceable parts inside

no user serviceable parts inside a warning label put on electronic products to encourage people to buy a new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down

no user serviceable parts inside label on electrical and electronic products the biggest scam in the electronics industry to encourage people to throw their electronic products away and buy new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down even for simple miner repairs because people are to afraid to attempt repairs themselves or cant afford to have them serviced electronics end up in the landfill thanks to this electronics industry scam

by bluebear January 28, 2020

servite

Located in Perth, WA, Servite College is well known as the worst school of it's type. Despite the fact that it is private, the school itself has the smallest budget in the world, thus not providing it's students with adequate facilities, or even a worthwhile education. The school lacks a pool or even an oval, which reflects on the schools lack of sporting achievement. Early 2009 the school decided to knock a frequently used building down, which of course left the students with nowhere to run around. It even left the school without classrooms, with many of the classes being held outside, even when raining.

The school is often nicknamed 'shitvite', 'slutvite', 'crapvite'. There are absolutely no students there who actually like the school, and it is well known around Perth to be poor and terrible. The abilities of the teachers are very small, having a variety of teachers who expect students to teach themselves.

The school cannot afford anything, and is a lot worse than many public schools. They cannot contol the kids or provide them with opportunities, classrooms, education or worthwhile programmes.

a frequently heard quote is:
'omg you go to servite? i feel so sorry for you! that school seriously is so bad.'

by luckylocky January 8, 2010

Terms of Service

A long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. When seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the "I Accept" button at the bottom. If you read or attempt to read a page listing Terms of Service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor's appointment soon to test for possible Down Syndrome.

"Ugh, I don't want to read the Terms of Service! They all mean the same thing."

*Clicks "I Accept" button*

by IlikeTurdulz June 11, 2011

Windows Server 2003

The other definitions are correct: Windows Server 2003 is very stable, and it is rather surprising that Microsoft could accomplish writing such an OS. It definitely pwns Mac OS X Server and is almost worthy of comparison with some Linux server systems.

Yay, I just bought Windows Server 2003.

by Macinshit September 8, 2006

service

v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts

The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005

Full Service Lube Job

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009