Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper 

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.

"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper by Ri-ck April 15, 2003

Tank slapper

The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.

Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.

Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.

If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.

Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.

Tank slapper by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021

Trick Da Slapper 

Trick da slapper is an unusually large rapper hailing from streets of Eugene, OR. He was born in Corvalis but was forced to leave the city after a string of legal and substance abuse issues. He became known as "da slapper" after regularly slapping the shit out of people in social gatherings. Now he is signed with an indy label named hush records and is on the rise as one of the best young gangster rappers in the game.

Yo. You headed to dat TRICK DA SLAPPER concert tonight?

Trick Da Slapper by Jim of hush Records August 28, 2010

Pattie Slapper

A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!

She's a right old pattie slapper.

Pattie Slapper by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Sack-slapper 

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

Sack-slapper by Alex January 27, 2003

Silent Slapper 

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"

Silent Slapper by sicko069 May 7, 2009

Pancake Slapper 

A Lesbian: a female who scissors with another female and enjoys it alot!

Hey cindy wana slap my pancake?
No I haven't been a Pancake Slapper since college.

Pancake Slapper by Trisha Takanawa slaps pancakes February 18, 2010