by Jimmetry June 13, 2011
The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
by The Scarecrow November 17, 2007
or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.
"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."
"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
by Rapture333 April 29, 2009
Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018
"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.
by Savagecarcas October 05, 2022
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
by Afeps February 18, 2010
when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them
by Forest Daytun April 11, 2006