Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

Semicolonize

To insert a large number of semicolons into a relatively small amount of text

I hate reading his reports; he semicolonizes everything.

by Wildcat Bryan July 26, 2011

Simcha

a hairy man who likes to go to nude beaches and eat frumundacheese and CHEETO SNACKS!

Alexa Ashley: "Yo check out mah new cheeto snacks. THEYRE OUTRAGEOUS!"

NORMAL CHILD: "Yo kid you sucha simcha!"

Alexa Ashley: "oh."

by jamielooloo October 6, 2007

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008

simcore

To borrow money/sell goods to people and promise to pay/deliver products but don't.

That bastard on e-bay simcore'd me! I was going to complain but I know he'll just ignore me anyway and repeatedly say he doesn't have the money.

by Jesus132 August 3, 2007

simcsuk

pronouced: sim-chuck

1. a scumbag boy, who gets a new girlfriend after a day of breaking up with their girl.

2. a bipolar asshole that takes stuff out on people for all the wrong reasons

Wow! he is sucha simcsuk

by exsareassholes May 18, 2008