kaygina shuffle

The motion of movement used to describe the victim of an endless discussion trying to get away. This is normally done by sliding one's feet slowly away from the person talking, sometimes mumbling something like "right", "ok" or "sure". The intention is to exit the area without the offending person following. This can also be seen in single bars and is often used by women trying to get away from some tool.

Man I was out taking a smoke break and some dude comes over to talk about something, He wouldn't stop talking and I had to get back to work, so I had to do a kaygina shuffle to get away.

by Ral_phie January 9, 2010

Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010

fb shuffle

Finding out you're single on fb because you're brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to "single"

Did you hear about bob's gf kayla? She did the fb shuffle and now he's all torn up.

Yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.

I didn't feel like hearing her bitch and cry, so I did the old fb shuffle.

by mandakorr March 25, 2011

Chocolate Shuffle

When you excess doo doo hanging from your butt and you have to jiggle to get it off.

Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.

Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.

by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011

Honky Shuffle

When a white person, usually a lady, is crossing the street or a parking lot and a car is coming, they start to sorta run, sorta trot, in order to cross faster. This will produce an odd gait, which looks awkward. They are doing the Honky Shuffle at that point. Sometimes it will be performed by an Asian, but never will you see a Black people or Hispanics performing this shuffle.

Did you see that lady do the Honky Shuffle to get out of the way of that car?

by Jerry Sack February 11, 2013

stoner shuffle

The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.

Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"

by NewYorkHippy September 30, 2015

sticky stuff

the white stuff that comes out of your pee pee and tastes weird

loli: whats this sticky stuff on me?

by pinkfluffylana June 29, 2019