A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023
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by Josephe TIG June 9, 2023
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by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023
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Get the sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls mug.To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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