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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Seagull

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed
by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023
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Seagulled

When food is brought into a meeting, left in the hallway and non-meeting employees grab little bits as they pass by
What happened to our meeting snacks? The accounting department seagulled them.
by Josephe TIG June 9, 2023
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Seagulls

white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away
AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.
I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled
by Gecko72 February 13, 2023
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