Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
by carpetstain July 14, 2022
by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 20, 2020
The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 06, 2018
When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
by Skydog7 May 21, 2024
Venerial disease originating for Scotland.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
by Expensivepans July 05, 2017