Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

Sconeing

Sconeing is having sex with someone on their period. The blood being the jam, and the pussy juice or jizz being the cream.

Guy 1: so Jeana is on her period.
Guy 2: unlucky, no sex for you.
Gu1: nah dw, just got done Sconeing her

by cloacal drip October 9, 2016

Scome

A hobbit sized gnome looking Scottish sportsman with small man syndrome who cannot stop talking about himself. Every conversation that he buys into always becomes something about himself. He has done everything better, cheaper and quicker than any body else. They are the kings of one upmanship

Hey did you hear that "Scome" talking complete bollocks again. How did that conversation about foreign agricultural policies become a story about his cousins best friends uncle growing the biggest potato in the milky way

by Cheap ass hoe November 29, 2016

sceberchalyn

the name thought of spontaniously by ethan and grayson dolan whilst reading fan fiction

'whats a good girls name?'
'sceberchalyn'
'oh true'

by ye.nah January 20, 2018

Scope of fucks

A variation on “scope of practice”. This term refers to the small circle of issues immediately important to the individual or within their current attention span.

This conversation has moved outside of my scope of fucks.

by Coffecupwithtea June 3, 2018

scooberfloink

a term used to describe a vape juice or THC concentrate that gets you high as fuck.

Dude, this Diamond CBD has me scooberfloinked .

Kyle I'm feinding right now. Can I hit your scooberfloink?

by benfranklinsnuts June 5, 2018

Scone scoffer

A scone scoffer is an insult you would say to someone who is English

Shut up You scone scoffer

by Skin ed June 26, 2020