Schmootzel

A small portion of something to request or romantic nickname

-Let me have a little schmootzel of cheese wiz for my cracker

-Get over here you sexy little schmootzel

by Babysquirrel July 29, 2019

Schmoob

Tiny man boobs that typically jiggle when you come into contact with them. Usually men can lactate out of them.

James got schmoobs.

by Bennett Dover October 23, 2019

Schmoobie

A fake Yiddish affectionate terms for a person or a pet who’s not behaving well at the moment.

Look at that schmoobie, she peed on the living room carpet again!

by TheRealKeoki February 19, 2020

schmookle

Hypersensitive, Strength, Highly Attractive

I'm Schmookle

by MidnightNeko March 17, 2020

schmooop

Holly McCaig-Deeley Stevens

Holly is the definition of a schmooop

by captiancontrol2477 May 25, 2020

schmoltz

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

by catholicbooty September 21, 2020

Schmjölnir

A word to acknowledge another’s extreme intelligence. Originates from ancient alien tongues.

Two people greeting:
Person A: “dude have you ascended?”
*both person A and B harmonically in a high pitch voice speaking slowly*: sscchhhmmjjjööölllnnniiirrrrr (Schmjölnir)
Their eyes rolls behind their heads as they collapse to the ground.

by The Ascended Ones December 9, 2020