Skumble

To move or stumble awkwardly but persistently through the dark

“I skumbled late at night, searching for a drink and a snack

by Kashyy15 July 8, 2025

Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...

Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness

Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber

by James Q Collins January 8, 2012

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.

Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!

by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018

heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018