ready up

A cool slang way of sayin your ready. Popularly used in North West LondonNorth Weezy

"Safe bruv u ready up?"
"Yea yea im ready straight, lets roll"

by Al Pacino NW October 12, 2006

Rapture-Ready

When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

by MathPlus October 28, 2018

shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

Ready

Ready (adj.) To be in a situation or of the characteristics that you do what you want. To be in an admirable position or to be performing an act that makes you awesome.

"That girl is wearing no underwear... Ready..."
"Chuck Norris is Ready."
"Hahaha that guys broken down on the side of the road... Not ready."

by Chase Lloyd April 22, 2006

Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

ready family

A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already

When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.

Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"

How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.

by E. Clellan August 12, 2011

Reaver

A half-human cannibalistic creature from the movie Serenity. Also a name used to describe a rowdy and mischievous inebriate.

Dude Jack was being such a fuckin' reaver last night! I had to choke his ass out 3 times before he stopped throwing hot dog buns at everyone.

It's 5 am and we'r trying to sleep, go to bed you goddamn reaver!

by cherpaderpa June 20, 2011