Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

Reality

A real pain in the ass for all humans on this earth

Wow reality is tough

by Crazycat01 April 12, 2017

realicous

Really - Delicious

This hambuger was realicous.

by BiBIg dsgfsdgfasdgasdfgaedsrg November 2, 2017

reading sub

a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty

that person is a reading sub

by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018

Realicool

Realicool is when something is realistic, but also very cool. It is primary used to define film, but could also be ones trait.

Jake: “Is this film a musical?”
Martin: “No it is a realicool!”
Jake: “Yo that’s sick man!”

by I’m-Boris August 27, 2018

reading someone

A gaming slang, meaning "predicting someone else's actions or movement". Mostly used in games where you need to hit your opponent with projectiles or attacks, while they try to avoid getting hit by you.

"Wow, I read him(reading someone) like a book"

by SilverFelida December 8, 2020