Raccooning

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

by TC231 February 17, 2013

Yeehaw Racoon

A yeehaw racoon is a special species of southern racoons. They really love tractors and are attracted to the colour green. Hippos are the number one mortal enemy of Yeehaw Racoons.

A yeehaw racoon attacked the hippo. Inducing a four-century war.

by Asyc April 26, 2019

Racoon Tail

The wispy hair that runs out of a chicks ass crack and up her back. Most easily seen on Italian or other dark haired Women.

Sure shes a hot Italian chick, but I bet shes sporting a "Racoon Tail"

by Shelby Dude August 8, 2007

Raccooning

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

by FlipCup1023 October 12, 2010

The Raccoons

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.

Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.

by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

Cheeky Racoon

A sneaky devil who sneaks around making snide comments that neither offend nor inoffend

Girl: "Does my bum look big in this?"

Guy: "Yuh huh baby!"

Girl: "Oh, you're such a cheeky racoon!"

by cheekyremil April 21, 2009