procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.

Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.

by G. Thomas March 27, 2007

Procrascipline

(v) pro-crAS-sip-lyn, the discipline of procrastination. Highly effective slackers that are very good at doing what is important to them. But maybe not so good at doing what’s important to others.

As in: "Boy, I really procrasciplined my way through that project!" Or, "Wow, what a talented procrascipliner you are! Will you marry me?" "He's a master of procrascipline."

by exoc007 February 20, 2007

Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 21, 2008

Procrastisaurus

1. The last of the dinosaurs to die. It was similar to a Stegosaurus, but it had an uncanny ability to put things off untill the last possible moment. It could go for days without eating, and then, just before it starved to death, it would find food. It was the last dinosaur to die because of it's urge to "get around to it."

2. Someone who is an obsessive procrastinator, but still mannages to get things done - eventually. More of a compliment than an insult.

1. The procrastisaurus could last up to 3 weeks without food or water.

2. She is such a procrastisaurus! She did her homework less than five minutes before it was due!

by Dictjaninja February 5, 2010

procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010

procrastinatious

Any person or thing that causes time to be wasted when more important things are pending...

Karen's bum knee and her A.D.D. has caused her to really be procrastinatious to all of her events lately...

by psyCohn April 7, 2010

procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

by cakecakecake May 16, 2010