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poke'n'twist

the action of poking someone with something, usually a regular screwdriver, then twist in mid-poke
Shut up or I'll give you a poke'n'twist
by CHIEF/ROBOCOP July 5, 2009
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Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
by Bangboy December 29, 2009
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Poke the chicken

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus
My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.
by JayJay123 May 26, 2011
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Poke-Poke

someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as:

"i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"
"Kim is actually just the biggest poke-poke ever, i can't stand hanging out with her for my than like 5 minutes because she is so annoying."
by rose97 March 21, 2012
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poke smot

simply another word for smoke pot, made by some stupid people who were too paranoid to say smoke pot, but too retarded to realize most of everyone else will still know what they mean.
pokesmot.cjb.net is a good website named after this word
by poke smot February 22, 2004
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poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.
by darkbeam January 29, 2009
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poesie

Ek eet jou poesie
by William Wang June 2, 2017
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