Gwarner porner

Two homosexual men have intercourse by sticking there penis in each other at the same time.

Grayson and Brandon did the gwarner porner

by Johnpork6767 January 30, 2026

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 29, 2024

Pittsburgh Ponderosa

When you go to a rock concert, break your foot in the mosh pit and then have sex in the back of a Tahoe before going to the ER.

I took Linda to see blink 182 and at the end of the show she broke her foot ..but she still let me give her the Pittsburgh Ponderosa.

by Piece_of_crap_33 August 2, 2025

Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member

John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!

by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025

Là ponderà

Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.

Heyyy Bobby!!! Let me get a glass of *choppy Mexican accent* LÀ PONDERÀ!!

by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019