bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.

Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.

by ShroomBear September 9, 2015

dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 2, 2017

Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.

My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"

by AyyyYes December 4, 2017

Panty Poodle

A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.

June had to shave her Panty Poodle before going to the pool as not to frighten people.

by SHAWN S0L0 August 25, 2019

Dope Puddle Cheater

A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.

Bro it's time you stop being a Dope Puddle Cheater to your girlfriend / wife/ or ex.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Dope Puddle Cheater

Cheat on or with anyone to obtain Meth. Man or Woman Friend or Girl Friend Wife Ex

Your Man their sure has turned into a Dope Puddle Cheater

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022