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A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.

“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.

by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019

A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.

June had to shave her Panty Poodle before going to the pool as not to frighten people.

via giphy

by SHAWN S0L0 August 25, 2019