Platysalad

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

platinum

The amount of different females a person has had sex with

Michael had sex with two girls on his first time ever. He has now been two times platinum

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

platinum rule

treat others the way THEY want to be treated

the platinum rule is a way of life, you just gotta do it.

by forney January 24, 2006

platinum digga

Like a gold digga, only more ambitious.

Bob: Ayo, you heard Shante ditched Billy for some trust fund baby?
Kureem: Hells yes, that chick is a platinum digga fo sho!

by Jason Lloyd October 18, 2006

platipee

A baby platipus that is born dead.

Steve: Holy crap, I saw a dead baby platipus today?
John: A platipee?

Alex: Hi, John!
John: Ugh, your breath smells worse than a platipee.

by Tom P December 17, 2004

Platina

the patch of skin above your vagina

My platina itches! or.. I need to shave my platina!

by queeenelizabeth December 5, 2009