Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Partnership Paradigm

Partnership Paradigm

The Partnership Paradigm acknowledges the positive economies of scale of committed relationships: As in business, the sum is greater than its parts & more efficiently executed when complementary skills/contributions & shared endeavors & pleasures are combined for optimized results & satisfaction for each member of the couple, & for the couple itself.

by ka the wordsmythe June 21, 2019

Patonia

A less crude name for you fanny. Your vag. Perfect for younger kiddos and older people who are to insecure to say the word Vagina.

Josie: Omg my patonia hurts!

Aimee: My patonia hurts as well. Probably cause I went cycling!

by Aims dv January 18, 2020

Parsons

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the American people. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action in case of crossing one give them some ki d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

Be careful I heard there's Parsons hiding out here.

by Weston_the great June 1, 2020

Partners in crime

Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.

Me and Rayne are partners in crime

by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020

Partner free sexual preference

Aka. P.F.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are not romantically involved with. Please note this includes people who choose not to have romantic relationships with anyone for any reason.

Sid will only sleep with people he is not romantically involved with, because Sid does not believe in having romantic relationships. He has a partner free sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021