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neato freato

Neato- an extremely awesome situation that needs to be capitalized by an exclamatory phrase. In place of "super cool" or "awesome possum."
Freato-often used after the word neato - to add extra emphasis on the neato-ness of the situation. Neato can be used by itself, but freato cannot.
"I bought you some ice cream, and then we're going to the swimming pool"
"Neato Freato! That's going to be soooo much fun!"
by yomommagoestocollege May 18, 2007
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Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
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Negatorical

noun. A rhetorical question, to which the answer is always "no"
-You're crazy for running across that street! Do you want to get killed?!?!
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question.
by Schematic23 September 15, 2010
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NegaTroll

Opposite of "troll".
People who try to make others feel better, rather than make them feel bad by "trolling" them.

Negatrolls go around being polite, kind, caring, warm, full of love, and complete sweethearts, because they have the courage and strength to help people other than themselves. They only want to make others smile.
A: Hey, that negatroll there is making everyone feel great about themselves!
B: Yeah, s/he is so much more awesome than those trolls on the other pages.
by Lemnop November 13, 2011
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Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012
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negativist

Someone who stands up for the rights of pessimistic people.

Bill: "Oh my god John is such a pessimist, I really hate him."

Geoffrey: "You need to be quiet, pessimists are freaking amazing."
Did you know: William is a negativist, he believes in the right of pessimistic people.
by Loki von Asgard August 26, 2014
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negative justice

When something doesn't go your way, especially when it seemed it might. The opposite of "justice

If you are into the brevity thing: "Negative J"
Hey looks like we are getting free tickets to the show.

Awesome!!

Shit.. The boss said i gotta work that night

Thats some negative justice man....
by Spinecho2002 February 7, 2015
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