moobmen

A collective noun describing the subset of men who have man-boobs (moobs).

Did you see that group of fat, bloated moobmen on the boardwalk? Those guys had moobs bigger than my stripper sister's implants!

by HairyMelvin September 6, 2013

Mobydickulous

Something so bazaar or massively oversized that a giant sperm whale eating folks on dry land near your location would pale into insignificance and seem legit.

Dude, that turd is mobydickulous!

by Morgazm the Powerful February 2, 2015

moobs

Visible breasts on a man. Most commonly caused by being overall fat and thus having plenty of fatty tissue in the chest area, resulting in flappy, disgusting, saggy moobs.

Can also refer to the breasts on males suffering from gynecomastia, a condition which causes the growth of feminine looking breasts on a biologically male body. Men with gynecomastia typically have fairly small moobs in comparison to men who have moobs caused by fat, but occasionally a more severe case occurs, resulting in gorgeous, large, feminine breasts that many females would envy.

Although it is somewhat rare, the word "moobs" may sometimes be used to describe a man's pectoral muscles if they are particularly large and luscious. This use is uncommon due to the negative connotation of "moobs," and the fact that the word brings up unpleasant imagery even when used positively.

Andy decided to get his moobs surgically removed- his gynecomastia was pretty bad. Poor guy.

Girl: Damn, look at that pair of moobs! *gropes* So.... firm.... and lucious....
Boy: Er, could you please stop touching my chest like tha-
Girl: Shh. Just let it happen. *continues groping*

by ganjagremlin August 11, 2014

moobs

The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people

Random Chick: Look at the moobs on Vartan!
Me: Wow! He's like an F-cup!
Vartan: Where does one buy bras?
Everyone: Up your ass and around the corner!

by Guy Bravado April 26, 2015

moody underwear

When it's cold out side and a girl's underwear gives them a wedgie.

"Girl what are you doing?"
"My underwear is giving me a wedgie."
"Oh, you have moody underwear."

by madqueen23 May 6, 2015

moody unfiltered

Moody Unfiltered, means you tell it like it is. Let them have it!

I saw John talking to Craig, he was in his moody unfiltered mode.

by Handy Dancer February 4, 2018

Moby

A cute cat name who usually has green eyes and brown fur. He will snuggle with you all night and attaches him self to one person. If you have a cat named Moby never let him go.

Girl 1: Is that your cat?
Girl 2: Yes isn't he cute?
Girl 1: Yes!! What's his name?
Girl 2: Moby.

by Ree1234 June 17, 2018