Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).
Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.
by steppinout March 05, 2011
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Curry Mop

A person of Indian decent's worst enemy.

A mop dipped in curry.
Designed to use their most precious resourse against them in a terrifing way.
"Raj Patel better watch himself or I'm going to slap him around with a curry mop"
by The NutsmugglersInc. December 02, 2011
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Stomach Mop

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.
Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.
by Anonymous June 09, 2003
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Man Mop

When a man with a man bun takes out his bun during sex, cums on a girls back and then mops it up with his hair.
"My tinder date man mopped man mopped me last night."
by Metacakes June 21, 2017
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Urinal mop

A piece of clothing that hangs down and drags the floor while walking, untied shoe laces, baggy pants, to big for your ass trousers.
At the gas station. Mommy Mommy would you tie my shoe's, sure come here, man these shoe's sure smell like piss, where have you been, just the bath room Mommy it was nasty in there.
Look honey these hispanic boys are wearing those trendy urinal mop trousers, there parents must be proud.
by 1-rog November 06, 2007
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Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.
Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011
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Piss-mop

An unkempt female (or male!) nether region. When the pubic hairs are so long they get in the way of the urine stream and thus collect urine like a mop.
Now that she trimmed her piss-mop, Evilynne doesn't stain her britches.
by Effie Saint Profane August 14, 2012
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