Masten

Masten is an wonderful, intriguing creature. He is always eating shrimp but be careful, if he eats too many he will fall into a deep hibernation for days (like a bear!).
ADDITIONAL WARNING: He can get a whole lot more retarted.

(Ho walks in room)
Masten: BITCH get me a sandwich.
Ho: Uh.. ohkay.
Masten: That's what I thought!

by Sexy Bitch YEAAAA February 25, 2010

misteress

a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress

"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."

"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"

by burkielicious July 20, 2008

Mister Clean

a man who can't be affected by suspicion of corruption or of bad character

Mister clean should quit while he is ahead and retire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2008

Misgendering mistakes

Girl?🤨😀 -agender person

Friend: “GIRL-“
..: “girl?🤨😀“
Friend: chile
..: MISGENDERING MISTAKES HAVE TAKEN PLACE *proceeds to message on ever platform*

by Bclue November 9, 2021

Mister Belch

The Lord our God.

We pray 3 times daily to Mister Belch.

by The Dictionary November 12, 2002

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

mishen

Mishen is usually a very handsome and kind person. He is the descendent of the god of sex and is known to have sex with roughly about 15 people at once.Mishen is loved by all and women tend to fall in love with him at first sight.He is best known for his skills in bed as he tends to give the best sex which he inherits from his dad the god of sex

He is so hot I think he's a mishen

by /.().\ August 18, 2017