This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
by mr shwarma December 20, 2023
Get the Matty B. Rmug. by THA October 23, 2013
Get the chatty mattymug. A absolute legend who has really cool ears and is great at rapping and basketball who deserves all the respect he gets and more.
“Your cooler than me Matty”
by John Danels Doe November 22, 2021
Get the Mattymug. Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)
elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"
by lisalv July 30, 2021
Get the Mattymug. “Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”
by Bearbelle July 22, 2023
Get the Matty Healymug. That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
by daddy salty July 14, 2021
Get the Mattis Kempmug. by @Banterinnit June 5, 2020
Get the Mattymug.