matty z

the sexiest human, Italian and has a big dick

matty z is a sick lad

by niggajdjdjen October 13, 2019

Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

by mr shwarma December 20, 2023

chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.

Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.

by THA October 23, 2013

Matty

Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)

elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"

by lisalv July 30, 2021

matty

Matty. Matty is such a sexy guy he has the biggest dick out of the Friendgroup, every Matty needs an amazing Gracie in there life to live unless what’s the point in living, a Matty is the type of guy to chill and watch a movie or watch under the stars or a sundset, he doesn’t run into shit quickly instead he takes the slow approach to woo a girl.

"Oh look there’s a Matty I would love to be on top of him"

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Matti

Sexy ass boy who’s slightly introverted but mostly just quiet at times he loves sports and is really friendly. Hard to anger and very emotional but a lifelong friend as long as your loyal

I just saw a total Matti!!

Really where?

There!

by Ca$hHarambe July 24, 2022

matty b raps

matty b raps is the newest next generation's up coming rapper. when you hear the words "matty b raps sucks" kill that bitch on sight. matty b is bomb af and every needs to know about it. go stream "Ms. jackson" its so good. youll turn into matty b.

ME AND YO DAUWTAH

GOT A SPECIAL THANG GOIN ON

YOU SAY ITS PUPPAY LOVEEEE

WE SAY ITS FULL GROWN

"yo did you hear that sick matty b rap song"
"who tf is matty b raps"
(gets shot)

by biancydonkey September 19, 2022