Matisseing it

When an individual requests a marijuana or nicotine device and subsequently holds it for an extended period without any movement or use

Dude… You asked for the wax so long ago. Stop “Matisseing it”

by crackrockenjoyer77 April 12, 2025

Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take

I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me

by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025

Matias

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc

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Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.

Definitely one of the best people you can get to know

“Hi dad. This is Matias, he likes transformers.”

by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025

Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

by Soycuck November 8, 2025

kassandra matias

A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one also one of my bestfriends. She will fuck you up so take a step back before you throw hand's with her !

Kassandra Matias is a savage

by Hey thete September 2, 2017

kat mattson

A random person whom is not ghey but is a transgender like noodles and is female but cums on people's toes and broken condom like this kid Mick he was a failed abortion and a result of a broken condom.

I like to fuck strippers but kat mattson is worst no homo

by Not Toaster_ October 17, 2018

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020