The Mockingbird

When you stand over your girlfriend, cum on them, and laugh at them.

I splooged on my girlfriends head, she said I was a asshole, I said no im a "Mockingbird". Therefore called "The Mockingbird".

by Legendary_K4 May 19, 2009

mocker

turd (mocking bird).
eg:i just crimped off a mocker

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

mocktor

English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.

I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!

by terrifying cyberarthropodlords September 27, 2004

mocky ball

Something that was desovered in the basement of my friends house Julie. Iit is a killer dustball which is formed on ceilings and can be deadly. Please be advised they will eat you and attack you. Keep hands and feet under the blankets at all times.

AAAA a mocky ball!! Run for your life!
I am a killer mocky ball...muhahahahaha

by Coffee crisp October 10, 2004

Mockature

Verb. A mocking tone or expression of ridicule that is usually taken with a close friend or loved one or when dealing with an activity that they have done that is incredibly stupid. Also, the joint deriding of others for doing or saying something that is extremely dim-witted.

Do I sense mockature in your (sarcastic) tone...?

by Mychelle C. April 29, 2005

mockmed

an asian or paki

using the sounds of the names 'mohammed' and 'achmed' together
to make mockmed
funny racist insult

oi, mockmed, make us a kebab!

by saaaaarge June 2, 2008

Mockanese

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.

Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)

by Hasonator January 22, 2013