A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.
Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)
Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)
Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)
by Hasonator January 22, 2013
Bro: Hey man, what's up?
Dude: Bro, I'm having a party. We're about to get stinky with it!
Bro: Sweet! I'm bout to get jacked for this!!!
Chick: Uhhh, Hassan just went on the dance floor and got stiiiiiiiinky widdit!
Dude: Bro, I'm having a party. We're about to get stinky with it!
Bro: Sweet! I'm bout to get jacked for this!!!
Chick: Uhhh, Hassan just went on the dance floor and got stiiiiiiiinky widdit!
by Hasonator September 16, 2010