A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.
Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!
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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.
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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.
by Lord Fuckface March 5, 2009
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If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008
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A delicious drink made by pouring a miniature of Hennessy in a round glass bottle of martinelli's apple juice.
Guy #1: Simon, i heard you sniffed beev in the Garden of Eden last night. how did that happen?
Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.
Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?
simon: what is obama?
Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.
Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?
simon: what is obama?
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 9, 2008
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by Vincent Busey 1 March 6, 2011
Get the Joe Madson mug.A lot of the boys are sexists and a lot of the girls are sluts. There are also the druggies, but the ones who aren't ridiculously rich are pretty cool. The boys swear a lot because it makes them feel manly and the girls wear skanky clothing and sleep around to feel better about them selves. The boys need to learn that acting like assholes isn't attractive, the girls need to learn that they don't need to sleep around to be attractive, and both groups need to stop pushing these social expectations onto eachother.
The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.
The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.
The librarians are awesome.
The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.
The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.
The librarians are awesome.
by ImScaredForMyClassmates April 28, 2011
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Usually lives high and takes risks.
Usually lives high and takes risks.
by Serif May 6, 2009
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freshman-
faggot bitch wannabes who crowd up the hallway, get drunk in front of chipotle, then barf behind safeway. they get fingered in the movie theatres by hormone infested rapists (baseball boys, who then comment on how tight their pussy was). FRESHMAN CHEERLEADERS-put on some damn sweats, or pull your damn skirts off your necks. i dont want to see your skanky cellulite asses "flaunting" down the halls. which, you clog up...fuckin skeets...
sophmores-
the boys are so gay that they result in getting freshman pussy because the sophmore girls are too busy fucking the upper classmen just for a damn 40. they take a shot, they dont fucking know what a shot is, and theyre all over senior cock. half the population of sophmores, are fuckin dykes. WHY . get a fucking room.
juniors-
they're fucking boring.
seniors-
most are hardcore partiers, the lame few, thrive on sophmore pussy. why do you have your parties at the fucking WOLFTRAP MOTEL. picking fights for no goddamn reason; "boy: you dont MESS with my girl. otherboy: OH, im sorry your girls a SKEET." what the hell happened to your pride?
madison baseball-
the boys love it anal, and pudge STILL can only stop the hamburgelar. they mark their underclassmen pussy, leaving condoms in the dugout. they train all year for what? nothing. can you say BURIED IN COKE?
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i think its safe to say, that the "hard earned cash" is spent in one category. drugs,booze,pussy.
can the fairfax county public school board get the DAMN BROOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES.
no powderpuff? FUCK YOU.
freshman-
faggot bitch wannabes who crowd up the hallway, get drunk in front of chipotle, then barf behind safeway. they get fingered in the movie theatres by hormone infested rapists (baseball boys, who then comment on how tight their pussy was). FRESHMAN CHEERLEADERS-put on some damn sweats, or pull your damn skirts off your necks. i dont want to see your skanky cellulite asses "flaunting" down the halls. which, you clog up...fuckin skeets...
sophmores-
the boys are so gay that they result in getting freshman pussy because the sophmore girls are too busy fucking the upper classmen just for a damn 40. they take a shot, they dont fucking know what a shot is, and theyre all over senior cock. half the population of sophmores, are fuckin dykes. WHY . get a fucking room.
juniors-
they're fucking boring.
seniors-
most are hardcore partiers, the lame few, thrive on sophmore pussy. why do you have your parties at the fucking WOLFTRAP MOTEL. picking fights for no goddamn reason; "boy: you dont MESS with my girl. otherboy: OH, im sorry your girls a SKEET." what the hell happened to your pride?
madison baseball-
the boys love it anal, and pudge STILL can only stop the hamburgelar. they mark their underclassmen pussy, leaving condoms in the dugout. they train all year for what? nothing. can you say BURIED IN COKE?
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i think its safe to say, that the "hard earned cash" is spent in one category. drugs,booze,pussy.
can the fairfax county public school board get the DAMN BROOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES.
no powderpuff? FUCK YOU.
madison high school students-
under classman: im soooo wasted, i had a fullll shot!
senior: ok, blow the breathelizer.
under classman: ok......wherreeee?
senior: in my pants, BITCH.
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senior: who invited the spick to the party?
senior2: pshh, she came by herself...
under classman: im soooo wasted, i had a fullll shot!
senior: ok, blow the breathelizer.
under classman: ok......wherreeee?
senior: in my pants, BITCH.
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senior: who invited the spick to the party?
senior2: pshh, she came by herself...
by class of '06 January 31, 2007
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