Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

snooze loop

snooze loop, the expression used when you can't stop snoozing.

You keep waking up, not fully and drift back into the snooze.

You know you have to get up, but remain trapped in the snooze.. can be dangerous, leading to lateness.

"Sorry I'm late.. I got trapped in a snooze loop"

by Howy White June 17, 2018

Lucid Loop

When you pick up your phone to check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Messenger, Discord, Slack, Gmail, etc., but after you're done with that, it's time to check Facebook again.

When I get stuck in a lucid loop, I'm taking a break for what I think is 5 minutes, but is really 5 hours. By the time I realize it, it's 10PM and I've neglected to finish my work, go to the store, or simply eat dinner. pls help

by ibtbysitlot January 9, 2021

Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.

Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper

by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021

Verloop-ity Loop

A soul patch that is grown in a long downward manner

Dude! your Verloop-ity loop makes you look awesome

by Mrdrprofowen March 14, 2011

Whatever Froots Your Loops

What you’d say to encourage someone to do their thing. Synonymous with “Whatever floats your boat.”

SOMEBODY: “Dude – last week I got a pet pig. Named her Carla.”
THAT SOMEBODY’S FRIEND: “… whatever froots your loops, bro."

by Toucan Sam March 13, 2017

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007