jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

Playa(Jose)

Playa is handsome and single.He is 5’4 but trust me he’s worth it😁.He can be a lil gay sumtimes but he is into women.He is good in bed,girls remember him as a “lion in bed”

Playa(Jose) is awesome

by Ayo is tht playa November 10, 2020

Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.

Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”

by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023

jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.

Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Jose medina

fat ass likes glizzys tiktoker also likes ya cut g

Jose medina eats glizzy

by Bruh781 November 5, 2020

Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019

jose fabio

The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!

He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!

by nightsun6423 March 7, 2017