nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

Not hurting for pussy

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.

Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!

by cpetkunas June 14, 2019

the hurst community college

a school filled with chavs and drug dealers, most of them are nice but be careful not to get stabbed as all the basingstoke and tadley kids go there

“oh i wouldn’t send your child to the hurst community college you don’t want them to get shanked”

by gangsh1t November 21, 2019

curry hurry

When you need to take a big shit the day after a curry.

Had a chicken tikka for breakfast and now I’m in a curry hurry

by 420curryman69 October 22, 2019

t-town golden hurricane

The act of pissing in the back of an oscillating fan while a chic has her face planted in front of said fan.

She was so hot after banging away for hours that she was begging for a t-town golden hurricane.

by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008

bag of hurt

Something that is complex and riddled too many issues to be workable. Fraught with uncertainties. A 'do it at your own risk' thing.

Steve Jobs famously called Blu-ray, a bag of hurt when asked if Apple planned to include a Blu-ray drive in their Macs. This was when the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format-war was still unresolved and there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding the technology

1. AMD processors and Hackintosh? That's a bag of hurt.

2. Internet Explorer and CSS 3? That's a bag of hurt.

by Vulturo September 30, 2009

Land of Hurricane Hazel

Slang term for the city of Mississauga. Mississauga is a city in Southern Ontario located in the Municipality of Peel, and in the western part of the Greater Toronto Area.

Jack: Honey, where would you like to go on vacation?

Jill: Lets go to the Land of Hurricane Hazel.

by stanley2toronto September 28, 2011