Honest Abe

While having sex, you blurt out the name of someone else you want to have sex with more than the current person you are engaged with.

"While having sex with my girlfriend last night, I honest abed and yelled out my ex's name."

by The Friendship Ninja October 24, 2011

honest woman

A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!

The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.

by Reiki Master May 4, 2005

Honest Beer

Golf Course Term.
Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).

Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".

-"Hey bro, how many beers you have in your bag?"

-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"

by Canada15 July 13, 2012

horses are running wild

To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.

Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.

by verybadgolf May 9, 2014

honestay

A Honestay is a person who’s very outgoing , funny , goofy , true , pretty & really helpful. She sometimes put her friends & family first before herself. Honestay can be very mean if you take her there , her attitude is also reckless .. so as her mouth ! Everyone needs a Honestay in their life tho ! shes hella coo & lit 😆

Honestay is a beautiful name !

by urban_dictionary_1 January 20, 2018

Horseshoe hangover

When you've been riding horses all day and you're too hungover to have sex.

"Kim's been competing in the horse show all day and her horseshoe hangover is too bad to have sex with Richard"

by Carissa_explainsitall June 23, 2018

Horseshoe

John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.

Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 9, 2019