Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

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dildo hopper

A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."

"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."

by SKRI April 24, 2007

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homerun

1. to have/had sex. to get laid
2. a condom

1. Yeah, me and that breezie rounded the bases and I hit a homerun.

2. If you goin' to the club, gotta keep the homerun in ya back pocket.

by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

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Homer

A sports official that is blatently calling games for the home team. Typically found in high school and ametuer sporting events.

"I can't believe that ref called him for ruffing the passer. He didn't even touch him!"

"Yeah, that ref is a total homer!"

by k. jordan August 3, 2007

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The Hopper

The Hopper is a strange child seen in school yards. The Hopper is only friends with the dinnerladies but The Hopper craves attention.
The Hopper will go up to the largest group of thugs/bullies/hooligans and say a disgusting lie about THEMSELVES in order to get beaten up. The Hopper will also ask people to beat him up because its attention.
The Hopper is rare and only found in 1/5 schools but once secondary school has finished The Hopper will disappear from view and most people will never see them again.

To Bullies:-
"I shagged a budgie!"
"If you dont beat me up your gay"
"I want to stick my tongue in my mummys mouth then poo in it"

by Adam Clarke August 26, 2004

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