hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

helper shotgun

Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.

That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.

by JawaAvenger December 28, 2003

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011

England Header Rule

A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.

Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.

by OD Smith March 22, 2005

Herpers

The female definition of a straight up creeper.

Brad: Yo homie, you see those girls over there? Ain't they fine?

Joe: Hell nah dawg, they are straight up herpers!

Brad: Ahhh, fuck that!

by ChyasorusRex April 22, 2011